Chopping a Snake in Half

My friend Rylan came over and we had a dead snake on the driveway. We stabbed it in the middle. Then me and Rylan stepped on a end and then Rylan pushed in the middle with a stick. The ribs were popping out before we chopped it in half. We also chopped its head off. We threw every single part of the snake over the hill. Me and Rylan had a lot of fun.

That was how we made sure the snake was dead.